whore vidal

my hands ain't dirty as my mind

osama bin selfie’ng

i’m a cop

anyone in durham/chapel hill/greensboro know a guy who knows a guy

I SUFFER FROM A LACK OF ATTENTION

—(via pizzasluuut)

so i commented that “neil degrasse can suck an asse” on an npr article cos actually i don’t have any friends or any family or any land and this is what happened and boy howdy will i have some stories to tell at MY ten year high school reunion (next year lol)

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