February 2012
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i really am so tired of not seeing mountains
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Patty didn’t see a picture of Qaddafi until some years after college, and even then, though struck immediately by his resemblance to Richard Katz, she didn’t make anything special of the fact that Libya seemed to her to have the world’s cutest head of state.
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my hobbies include:
finishing a book, completing a book, and starting another in one day.
not killing myself
oatmeal (it’s better than no meal)
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thebeckles:
they forgot Lil Sebastian in the in memorium montage
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i’d eat asparagus even if it didn’t make my pee smell hilarious
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i met someone today whose favorite band is edward...
whose favorite band is edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros?
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Watchjergobardley:
In the Cosmic Soup
…for Whore Vidal and her lovely cat…
A robust of twenty plus gems from 60’s and 70’s oddballs, aliens, acid casualties, anarchists, bohemians, hobos, drop-outs, primitives, nutjobs, witch doctors, wayfarers, jongleurs, jokers, kooks, and common criminals.
1)Exuma Exuma, the Obeah Man
2)The Charlatans Codine Blues
3)The Holy Modal Rounders Hey, Hey Baby
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“Let him sleep, if he will. If you get him riled up, he will annihilate us.”
– connie mack, on ty cobb
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I Stalk Dan Kaspar: No Dan Kaspar Sighting Today →
istalkdankaspar:
Shucks! Dan Kaspar usually gets home at between 5:30 and 8:00. I hope he’s ok. Maybe he had a meeting with a big record company or something. Who knows?
I took some time to study Dan Kaspar’s lyrics last night. Boy, there’s so much going on. For example there’s a song called barely wine. It’s…
THIS BLOG omg
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president garfield’s ghost reportedly engages in an ongoing nightly chess game with the ghost of john d. rockefeller, whose body is interred nearby
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applied on craig’s list to be somebodys personal driver because i really did learn like life lessons from ‘driving miss daisy’ and also because i have big dreams and he just called me and the position requires that i wear “stretch pants” and um
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“Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the...”
– saul bellow
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the part of the brain affected when one drinks drink boxed &nd red is the same that causes one to want to listen to leonard cohen repetitively and repeatedly i’m quite sure, apparently
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Reporter George Alfred Townsend’s remarks on the corpse of John Wilkes Booth, after his twelve days running injured, captured in a burning barn and shot through the neck, against orders: “it was fairly well preserved, though on one side the face distorted, and looking blue like death, and wildly bandit-like, as if bearen by avenging angels.”
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typically oral, though may be written, or simply understood as part of an unspoken agreement by convention or through mutually beneficial etiquette. the essence of a gentlemen’s agreement is that it relies upon the honour of the parties for its fulfillment, rather than being in any way enforceable
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“Only remember, west of the Mississippi it’s a little more look, see, act....”
– f. scott fitzgerald
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i guess i’d have a kid if i thought we’d have anything in common it’s not like kids have favorite vonnegut novels
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i am not a person who does not say things like ‘lol’ and ‘yolo’ in actual conversation
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corissapoley asked: y r u sooooooo awesum whore vidal?
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i do want a neti pot
but what if i become the kind of person who owns a neti pot
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