May 2012
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WHO WAS EATING PASTA IN THE SHOWER
pizzasluuut:
whorevidal:
you should write a punk-rock song about it
punk-rock has a dash in it?
a toody schnauz
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WHO WAS EATING PASTA IN THE SHOWER
you should write a punk-rock song about it
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things to tell the grandchildren about: the septa strike of 2010, the great 76 shutdown of 2012, that time the chinese zookeeper licked up on a monkey’s b-hole for an hour
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a list of things that due to readin' stephen king...
lake houses, catholic mothers, people with spinal meningitis, garbage disposals
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i had a dream that i made a blog of butts called booty slaw like booty coleslaw ok
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“Mike Fallopian cannot be a real character’s name.”
– protests one reviewer
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things i can shoot:
the broad side of a barn
a squirrel, right through it’s motherlickin’ eye
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list of names of towns in northern pennsylvania...
mile run, jersey shore, wellsboro junction, newfoundland, moscow, world’s end
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someone come and hold my hand and keep me from bidding on autographed norman mailers on electronic-bay okay
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Philip Roth to headline National Book Festival in... →
whore vidal, feb. 13/1987—sept. 23/2012
i’ve had a good run.
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there was a brief period in my life where i was...
pizzasluuut:
well sure
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actual question:
does anybody else know about that indian, in profile and with headdress, some visionary painted into the mountain on 61, right in the slapdash middle between port clinton and pottsville?
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“I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.”
– stephen king
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i do get emotional @ the laundromat
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the majority of laundromats do have fairly liberal open container policies
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lol
remember when i used a copy of ‘howl’ as a wallet tho? lol such a teen, such a teen
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10 Epidemically Overrated Books →
alexhasatumblr:
amandaonwriting:
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
Finnegans Wake by James Joyce
Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë
White Noise by Don DeLillo
On the Road by Jack Kerouac
Moby Dick by Herman Melville
A Passage to India by E.M. Forster
Twilight by Stephenie Meyer
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Jonathan Livingston Seagull by Richard Bach
Disagree about...
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wow so i decided that i wanted to have hair again but then
i wrongly decided i didn’t so i plugged in my favorite clippers only to find out my bathroom outlet doesn’t work!
wow, huh
so ye life is pretty cool sometimes,
man
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Anonymous asked: *natürlich
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how to say "of course" in german,
as per ‘inglourious basterds’ and phonetically: “a toody schnauz”
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hobby: smirking, mostly
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dialogue at every visit to every goodwill, ever:
self: do you really need another copy of 'leaves of grass'?
self: do you really not need another copy of 'leaves of grass'?
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“I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.”
– gore vidal
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i just get so tired of eating sometimes sigh
like i have to do it for the rest of my life probably
sigh
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told my momma i was growin’ my hair to make it look like megan draper’s but really i’m growin’ it to look like dickie bennett’s shhhhhhhh
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