August 2012
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“Paragon Cable in New York recently began a new approach to customers with...”
– U.S. News & World Report, July 31, 1995
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(Most sharks have at least four parallel rows of teeth—if one tooth breaks or is knocked out, another tooth moves forward to replace it.)
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“It’s a warm wind, the west wind, full of birds’ cries.”
– john masefield
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what beats when they put a flag on a crane next to a highway nothin’ but nothin’ i tell you
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WARPAINT
is the answer is always de answer
robin egg’s blue of sorts
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haven’t washed my hair since beforE AUGUST ELEVENTH
really @ an impasse here plz advise
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fleetboxes asked: who is this man harassing my woman
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amerovingian asked: my talent is my curse.
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amerovingian asked: wrangle snakes for money. buy mansion.
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state of the union:
1. in two weeks i’m homeless. NO. in two weeks, i’m going nomad.
2. i caught a SNAKE today
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see also:
whip cream
mash potatoes
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amerovingian asked: would you like some grillcheeses?
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“writing fiction has become a priestly business in countries that have lost their...”
– gore vidal
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15th and Kennedy Boulevard
Municipal Services Building Plaza
Jacques Lipchitz, 1976
“Government of the People”
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family crest
“i don’t want to be a teacher, nor a preacher, so i do what i want.”
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“Of all the unlucky vessels I ever heard of, she was the most unlucky.”
– david cartwright, an owner of brigantine merchant ship mary celeste
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one thing i do like about people is when they call grilled cheeses grill cheeses
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amerovingian asked: you'll be savaged, with or without.
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amerovingian asked: Bring your swimmies.
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amerovingian asked: I ate a Ham Rove.
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fleetboxes asked: well fuck that because they're not there anymore and life sucks and sigh
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reduplication: a morphological process that repeats or copies all or part of a word to produce a new word, e.g., wishy-washy, teensy-weensy, hurly-burly
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“don’t mention the war.”
– john cleese (b. 1939), british comic actor and author: basil fawlty, on the pending arrival of german guests, fawlty towers, 24 oct. 1975
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amerovingian asked: i sever your thumbs with economic sanctions. your move.
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amerovingian asked: worthy fucking adversary
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amerovingian asked: Emma? Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
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amerovingian asked: whatchu know 'bout the civil war?
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common crow
16-20” and all black. Most intelligent of birds; can count to three and four; possesses complex language and social structure, though extremely inept at commitment.
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“You’re unhappy. I’m unhappy too. Have you heard of Henry Clay? He...”
– larry david
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Her middle initial “F” stands for Frances, but she wants to change it to Frank, Fahrvergnugen, or Forklift. She wears a cast, not because she has a broken arm but because it causes an annoying, itchy feeling on her arm which she enjoys scratching.
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sigh five
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Set in darkness. Crash against front door. Martha’s laughter heard. Front door opens, lights are switched on. Martha enters, followed by George.
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“My language is the common prostitute that I turn into a virgin.”
– karl kraus
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Committed to learning the principles of Latin grammar as a child in Mexico in the 1650s, Sor Juana Ines de la Cruz recalled that she cut her hair very short, and if she had not “learned such and such a thing” by the time it grew out, she “would again cut it off as punishment for being so slow-witted.”
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ASHCAN SCHOOL: NAME GIVEN TO A GROUP OF US...
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Whiskey was the cash crop of western Pennsylvania. Readily transportable and salable, corn liquor stored much better than the grain from whence it came. Some of it no doubt gurgled and jostled in jugs and barrels swaying across the mountains on the backs of mules to slake the thirst of easterners with jangle of coins in their pockets. Westerners, even when they hungered for the word of God,...
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mydearmarquis:
whorevidal:
While aboard a ship on which a fire broke out, Ivan Turgenev as a boy in 1838 is purported to have shouted in alarm, “Save me, save me, I am my mother’s only son.”
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